i are sto nino

giv me flowers lolz

i maded a speech

but mike eated it

o hai thar!

i iz in ur flag

bein d starz

i are hot too

i lied lolz!

i smellz good

smellz me. k thks!

I are hot

I are in yer hauz

stealin yer kidz

o hai, meetz my BFF

zomg big chicken!

Come onz, u serius?

I are sleepy.lolz.

And da winurz is

I are biger dan yer trophy.lolz.

O hai!

I has 5 wifes kthxbye!

Do Not Want!